DVD_BlackpoolIlluminations[DVD: Moon Stone DVD – 2002 – 240 mins]. The Blackpool Illuminations (England) are the greatest free show on Earth, and you have the privilege of a grandstand view of the various switch-ons, Illuminated trams and the lights themselves. Experience the thrills and spills of the Pleasure Beach, sample the quietness of the Model Village; The Zoo and the Sea Life Centre, or take an exhilarating trip to the top of the Tower. This disk contains four hours of footage and is packed with extras! ANDY SHINE SAYS: This is a 50-minute programme stretched to over four snoring hours. Heck, they even misspelled “Blackpool” in the on-screen captions. ANDY SHINE’S RATING: Fair.