BERT THE CONQUEROR SEASON 1 / EXTREME.

dvd_berttheconqueror1[DVD: Travel Channel – 2008-2010 – two disks – 402 mins]. “In each episode of Bert the Conqueror, everyday guy Bert Kreischer takes on the most hilariously absurd, undeniably thrilling and hands-down insane challenges America’s towns have to offer…” DISK 1­ – “BERT THE CONQUEROR” = CEDAR POINT (+MaXair, Skyhawk, Magnum XL-200, Wicked Twister, Millennium Force and Top Thrill Dragster). UTAH (+Lagoon Amusement Park for Wicked and Sky Coaster, Park City for the Alpine Coaster, and Provo for the Human Slingshot). LAS VEGAS (+the Stratosphere Tower for Big Shot, X-Scream, Insanity and Sky Jump, and Boulder City for the Flightlines zip lines). NEW HAMPSHIRE (+Canobie Lake Park for Cannon Ball, Mt. Washington for Power Kiting, and Mount Sunapee for the Slush Cup). TENNESSEE (+Dollywood for Thunderhead, Smoky Mountain Speed Park for Sky Scraper, and the Tennessee River for Catfish Grabblin’). FLORIDA (+Busch Gardens for Sheikra and Montu, and Punta Gorda for Redneck Mud Park). TEXAS (+Schlitterbahn for the Master Blaster, San Antonio Drag Strip, and Rock Springs for Blobbing). MASSACHUSETTS (+Six Flags New England for Bizarro and Catapult, and Gloucester for the Greasy Pole Competition). SOUTH CAROLINA (+Carowinds for Intimidator and Afterburn, and Saluda for Redneck Water Skiing). DISK 2 – “EXTREME” = EXTREME WATER PARKS (+Noah’s Ark, Schlitterbahn, Wet ‘n Wild, World Water, Six Flags White Water, Six Flags Hurricane Harbor, Kalahari, and Blizzard Beach). EXTREME WILD RIDES: THRILLS AND SPILLS (not amusement park related). EXTREME TERROR RIDES: DEATH-DEFYING DROPS (+Schlitterbahn, the Giant Drop at DreamWorld Australia, Indiana Beach, Magical Midway, Blue Bayou, the Voyage at Holiday World, and Mt. Olympus Water Park). EXTREME WILD RACES (not amusement park related). EXTREME COMPETITIONS (not amusement park related). ANDY SHINE SAYS: Another Travel Channel superlative overload. ANDY SHINE’S RATING: Good.